Goose hunting

*L* i was gonna say "especially trying to keep wild happy"

Two good buddies, Bill and Bob, were way out
in the boonies out hunting and not having
much luck. Finally they decide to take a few
minutes and rest a bit, when Bob, decides
that he has to go pee.

Unfortunately for Bob, he does'nt look out
where he pointing his pecker, and a rattle-
snake bites him on the head of his dick!!!

Well, after several seconds of jumping,
screaming, and begging, the snake finally
lets go and slithers away into the grass.
And as luck would have it, neither one knew
how to treat a snake bite, so Bill decided
that he would hike out and get to a doctor.

After several hours of hiking, Bill finally
finds a doctor who tells him that he must,
in order to save his friends life, suck the
venom out of the bite with his mouth. And,
as luck would have it, the doctor had a dirt
bike on hand that he loaned to Bill to help
rescue Bob.

So with the dirtbike, Bill was able to get
to Bob in short order, and when Bob saw Bill,
he weakly asked him, "What did the doctor
tell you?" And Bill said: "You gonna Die!!!"

bahahaha.......... He'd be a goner if he'd been with me too. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I was hoping you'd say that*lol

Two hunters went deer hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female deer costume and learned the mating call of a female deer.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the buck, then come out of the costume and shoot the buck. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the deer love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a huge buck came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the buck was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

*ROFLMAO* These are great! *L*

A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Missouri near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim.
Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed.
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known." The hunter shrugged.
"Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."

LOL... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

he waz married to the huge buck??????????


damn thats tender... [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

ROTFL